January 2010
88 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
(1-205): You said “This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
(205): This explains so much.
ROFLCakes!
What Nocho said to me tonight....
If I designed an Apple product, I’d call it the iLove and only make one….and give it to you
Different Perspectives....
I was talking to my Nocho about my Dyslexia and my A.D.H.D, and told him I wish I didn’t have to work 3 times as hard as the person next to me to read the labels on the cereal box……I told him that I hated that I had my disabilities as it perpetually made me feel like a right old idiot, and it’s no walk in the park when you try to read the word “eggs” and it...
Commence "Awwwww" Moment →
“Love is when you find someone you can really be yourself with. That you can...”
– (via poeticheartache)
Yup…..
ROFL - Made my Day!
A co-worker of mine posted this on his Facebook Status and he just made my day as this happens to us, repeatedly!
“Customer says they’re getting an error message. I ask if they have a screenshot of it. They take a screenshot, print it out, scan it onto their computer, and then send it to me as an attachment in an e-mail. This has happened several times from different people and it...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(847): Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Couldn’t stop ROFL-ing!
I can’t believe how I can be so extremely exhausted…..I am mentally, emotionally and physically wiped out
Thoughts.....
Here comes today, hammering at my mind, at my thoughts - made me think of things out of my control….made me think of how I cannot see a light at the end of the tunnel (for lack of a better term)
So where do we go from here? I have been throwing that around in my head all day……so where do we go from here?
“It’s better to have nobody, than to have someone who is half there, or doesn’t...”
– (via mariekjen) (via xkimberley) (via marchelinn)
Yup…..
Why do I have an overwhelming need to put on my seatbelt when I am sitting in my Office Chair? O.o
I Fell In Love @ the Apple Store.... →
txtsfrmlstnght:
(401): after I pulled back my foreskin she said, “cool like a transformer”. I really like her now.
ROFL! Penis in disguise….they fight the battle to destroy the …..*sings in head*
Small Insight into my Life....
You know you have ADD when….you take scissors out of a drawer to cut open plastic around a popsicle, throw away the popsicle, put the plastic back in the drawer, and realize halfway up the stairs that your are happily sucking on the scissors
You know you have ADD when…you get more done in an hour than most “normal” people do all day - unfortunately, it takes you 7 hours...
Something About This Video Makes me ROFL →
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txtsfrmlstnght:
(412): I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
LMAO
“In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for...”
– Juno
“The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down...”
– Tegan Quin (via obsessivegirls) (via sarahsized) (via iammattjordan) (via iheartlove) (via writteninthestars)
I couldn’t agree more
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Random Thought Of the Day....
Sipping my Soy Chai……Sitting in a cozy Coffee Shop….Music Funneling into my ears….Good Book in hand….And out of the blue, I just wish time would freeze, that I would never have to go back, to go outside and start over….I just wish time would freeze……I just wish…..
All that I’m after is a life full of laughter
As long as I’m laughin’ with you
I’m thinkin’ that all that still matters is love ever after
After the life we’ve been through
‘Cause I know there’s no life after you…….
Dedicated to the one I love...
writteninthestars:
Aku ingin engkau slalu Hadir dan temani aku Disetiap langkah Yang meyakiniku Kau tercipta untukku Meski waktu akan mampu Memanggil seluruh ragaku Ku ingin kau tau Kuslalu milikmu Yang mencintaimu Sepanjang hidupku….
This is awesome Iz……I am dedicating it to my Nocho
“It’s unfortunate and I really wish I wouldn’t have to say this, but I like human...”
– Emma Thompson (via quote-book) (via poeticheartache)
Sad but really true…..empathy is not a trait you are just “born” with
“We always thought we’d look back on our tears and laugh, but we never...”
writteninthestars....
You so comelya? Of course I miss youlah, tapi you always dalam hati (or is it jantung?) LOLs
Sometimes your true friend is the one that you never even expected to come this far with you….thanks for being a great friend *HUGS*
One night over E-mail Chat....(g33ks will get it)
Me: Ahem...check tumblr post, post haste!
Significant Unit: Awww, you compared our relationship to the OSI model:-) I heart u!