Today, me and my friend were driving around and rocking out to the song Barbie Girl by Aqua with the windows down. We got to a stop light and right as we sang “Imagination, life is your creation” we looked out the window at the car next to us and a bald man with sunglasses turned to us and sang “Come on Barbie, let’s go party” right on cue before he drove away. I don’t know who you are random bald man, but you made my day.
Something I would totally do!
Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook. The conversation got funny and I cracked a joke, he replied with “LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB”. When I questioned him about it, he wrote “Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer.” Never again will I say “lol”. MLIA
I cannot top this……
“Mr. Worf, scan that ship.” “Aye Captain. 300 dpi?”
*Silently guffaws*
Restless….brain churning with random thoughts….The thing I love about myself is also the one thing that I cannot stand about myself. My brain never stops, my mind is always running at 120mph, when it should be safely operating at 55mph. Nights are usually the worst - the world outside is quiet, nothing to distract me, nothing to occupy my thoughts except the silence around me and the screaming in my head….
LEGO cookies (via evanmichaell)
Cookies & Legos = My 2 favorite things in the whole world :)
If Jules Verne had had a laptop…
(via @meghanberes via Datamancer.net)
That is kick-ass
Cold, crisp fall air….warm hoodie and jacket….lying on my back on cool, soft grass….skateboard by my side….music in my ears….staring at the dark night sky; dotted with blinking stars….smile on my face
(via fuckyeahhappy)
Awwwwwwww
This one just made me laugh….and then I realized that only a nerd would find that funny….*Sigh*
